Porno Slow

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

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UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.

I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.

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The Porno Equation

A method of generating your personal porn name. The formula woks by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the current street you live on. A popular college major in southern California.

First pet + current street= The Porno Equation

ex:
Rocky Skyline
Bubba Crosshill
Fluffy Grandview
Voodoo Arkadelphia
Ike Folmer

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Porno Mime

1) Term created/used in the music video 'build god then we'll talk' by Panic! At The Disco..

2) A mime that has sex with the air because he's horny and doesn't have a girlfriend. A Porno Mime pretends to bang an imaginary person without saying anything. Most chick porno mimes have silent orgasms (no idea how that works out, but whatever)

3) My nickname.

If you see a porno mime, get away from him/her. It is very possible that a porno mime will get close to you and ask you: "Hey, you want to have some fun?"

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porno 'stache

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star

i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.

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Porno milkk

When a dude wanks and cums multiple times in a cup or container while watching porn

If you watch enough porn you might be able to get a cup of porno milkk at the end

digiorno porno

When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.

Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."

Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."