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Intellectual Pornography

A piece of writing that is so partisan, so indifferent to ordinary standards of truth, that it isn't even propaganda. It's not attempting to convince other people, or even to strengthen and bolster the faithful. It only exists to excite the believer, in the crudest possible way; it plays to arguments so shallow they can only occur in the privacy of one's own head without mortifying embarrassment. In other words, the intellectual version of pornography.

The article on Benghazi is so full of intellectual pornography that everyone at Fox News is going to braingasm when they read it.

by Bluebird_89 February 21, 2018

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automotive pornography

any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.

Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there

by T_1 June 19, 2010

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Lesbian Pornography

18-40 year old girls participating with other gay females by doing sex acts on camera, usually done when they are naked and filmed by a horny perverted man who is masturbating. The whole reason why I use the internet, to view females sucking each others pussies.

Hey bro! The girls just called, they want to make Lesbian Pornography. Okay, dawg I'll get the camera. Go set up the room where they are going to have sex in.

by james fuck December 26, 2018

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3-D pornography

The reason youll probably be buying a 3-D t.v. Will also lead to less men cheating on there wives and more time in their den.

Best Buy ad: Now only at best buy. New Samsung Full 1080P 3-D T.V. with new features such as 3-D movies, shows, and now 3-D pornography
Man: Hey babe, instead of this whole wedding thing, why dont we get a new t.v.

by dougiephresh March 1, 2011

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GHOST PORNOGRAPHY

A true now pornographic film display in an OCCUPIED LOCKED FUTURE PORN PORTAL.

A past dead PORN STAR in PORN FORM being presently observed.

The SEANCE that is real in GETTING DRAFTED.

Don't believe me just watch.

The chair you sleep is the GHOST PORNOGRAPHY that will occur when you get LOCKED INTO the orgasm that lasts forever on the PORN SET that is in VIEW and always on where the OCCUPIED LIGHT never goes out.

BURT REYNOLDS in BOOGIE NIGHTS as himself out of STAR FORM was a porn star and PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD as his GHOST PORNOGRAPHY is super hot and you VAN NUYS GUISE still there.

In as much I don't want to scare the daylights out of you as RESORTS WORLD will legally be showing GHOST PORNOGRAPHY everytime you take a shower in THEIR MANDALAY BAY water cascade as YOU ARE IT.

BRUNO MARS in the making of UPTOWN FUNK had a 260 degree poinrter into the GHOST PORNOGRAPHY as a DEJA GOO may happen if STEVE JOBS is allowed to continue out of PENTAGON FORMATION CUPERPHILIA. UPTOWN FUNK..WARNER MUSIC GROUP..LEONARD BLAVATNIK OWNER --A SHELDON WAYNE ADELSON SALUTE FRIEND

by METE MEAT MEET May 21, 2021

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Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.

Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!

by Superstud July 6, 2005

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Pornography starring your mother

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

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