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Potatoness (adj.) (PO-Tay-Toe-Ness) the act of being potato like or in other words being like Lucilla Faith. 2. The act of laying around and being lazy.
x: wow look at that potatoness lucilla is doing 2. Wow look at all the potatoness Cori has going on. Just laying on the couch like that. 3 sorry I was late, I had too much potatoness going on
The proper spelling of the starchy root-vegetable, according to then-vice-president Dan Quayle as he tried to correct a small child in spelling.
<Child> "Potato. P-o-t-a-t-o. Potato."
<DQ> "Thats P-O-T-A-T-O-E you stupid kid!"
<Secret Service Agent> "Uh, Mr. Vice-president, the child was actually correct."
<DQ> "Oh."
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A man's bulge in his pants. A word generally used incognito between friends whilst in public, after noticing a rather large (or small) bulge.
"Wow...he has a big potato".
"Omg, that guy has no potato at all".
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The best food in the world!!!
dude 1- What did you have for dinner?
dude 2- Just some potato chips and French fries.
dude 1- YEAH POTATOES ROCK!!!
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The foolish believers of fake news commonly found on the internet, specifically social media. These potato’s or Taters can be found liking, sharing, and commenting on the most obvious of made up posts.
Originated on America’s Last Line of Defense social media group.
<someone posts verifiably fake made up content>
1: thank you for getting truth out there and fighting those neocommies
2: I love the smell of potato in the morning
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White people living or travelling in South East Asia.
White ex-pats are often seen as fat, white and inert. Common variants are "fat potato", "stupid potato", "dirty potato" and so on.
Potato was first coined in 2008 by ex-pats living in Vietnam. It was first reference in the Vietnam Times in January 2009, and spread quite quickly throughout Vietnam and is currently becoming pervasive in major ex-pat hubs including Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur and Ho Chi Minh City. Term has also surfaced in the SE Asian community in Australia.
In Sydney the increased Anglo-Saxon interest in Asian cultures has led to this word being used in a derogatory manner to describe Anglo-Saxon patrons to SE Asian establishments.
Potatospeak is a humorous term used to refer to metaphors which use this slang, including:
Potato Salad - a large gathering of potatoes, usually around hotel swimming pools.
Mashed Potato - amotorbike accident involving at least one potato. Often includes a muffler burn.
Baked Potato - sunburn
Potato Wedge - a poorly executed motorbike manouever
Potato Famine - a potato orders a meal at a local restaurant. On arrival he realises it is completely inedible.
Atkins Diet - a period of time when the potato decides he or she doesn’t want any more potato in his life.
Bubble and Squeak - older potato who has hooked up with a younger, beautiful local girl
Fauxtato - a local person who is sitting in a Hard Rock Cafe.
"We went to this really nice Italian Restaurant in the old quarter of Hanoi, and it was full of potatoes."
"You should have seen the potato salad around the pool at the Sofitel last weekend."
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The best thing on the face of the earth. The potato brought us French fries, Mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, and so much more!
Man, that's one awesome potato
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