Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

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Prepare my anus

A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.

Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?

Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff.

These are the words said by the pilot on the intercom right before takeoff.

"Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff."
"Cabin crew, prepare for landing"

Prepared food department

The section of a suburban grocery store that attracts price-insensitive lazy people who are oblivious to the fact that they are about to eat the equivalent of someone else’s leftovers in a plastic box with a price tag.

Wow, that pan of cauliflower mac and cheese casserole looks dope! And, it’s only $13.99/pound. Better get me some. “Yo, bruv. How ‘bout a scoop a dat? No, prepared food department man. Not the burnt edge one. Not the one in the cheesewater puddle either. I ain’t playin’!”

so i must prepare

A phrase that could also be used 'SIMP'

' hey i gtg, have a test tomorrow simp (so i must prepare)

Preparate

The acting of preparation

See also - prepare, preparing

“I need to preparate for this trip”