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A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*
"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
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A present that unfortunate kids like me must get when you want something that the family can only afford if you combine your birthday present money with your Christmas present money. Thus, you don't get anything for one of those holidays.
"Dude, how did you get that iPod Touch?"
*sigh* "It was a birthmasday present."
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A very lame, 3 definition, Urban Dictionary present for cuteuwu Mingjie <3
Merry Christmas! Here's a Christmas present...
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A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.
The future present exists and will come to pass.
The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.
Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......
A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.
Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!
A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.
That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?