Preteen

Anyone aged around 9-13 years old, are actually normal

9 year old: I’ll go home now, It’s pretty late see you soon
11 year old: Bye bro
13 year old: See ya bro

Person who just turned 14: haha im in high school

Preteens: so?

Teen: uhhhhh…

Preteen

A bunch of salty little assholes who like to try and be older than themselves, always try to look/act “special” and “unique” when in reality they’re just idiots who need to pipe down and not act like everyone cares about them

Preteen Girl: No, I don’t like that band, I like THIS band because I’m my own person and nobody can influence me
Literally everyone else: Well, that’s great and all but it’s literally what you like, nobody is trying to get you to hop in their van or anything