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Noun: Violent involuntary muscular spasm after taking a piss. See also: Piss Shiver
"I had to take a leak outside in the cold air and the primal shrug nearly knocked me of my feet."
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(adjective; specific to visual stimulus; fleeting/momentary)
Every human being has seen him or herself in the mirror, and come to a conclusion about what angle, amount of lighting, and expression make for what they consider to be their "best face". Girls are more prone to this activity than guys, though gender does not preclude the act from taking place eventually.
On the other hand, there are moments in our lives, specifically during some kind of social activity, where we are paying little to no attention to the angle, lighting, and expression upon our faces. Sometimes, this can result in a starkly different - and often alarming - physical appearance of our faces, compared to the normally controlled "look" we present to others.
This appearance is called Primal Face. It is the most accurate and no-holds-barred visual representation of what we look like. Many people are not consciously aware of the existence of Primal Face, but they certainly do see it, when it happens. The most gorgeous, seemingly perfect guy or girl can seemingly degenerate into a hideous, fugly frumpbomb when in the midst of their own sudden and momentary Primal Face.
Bob: Dude! OMG what the HELL?!
Ingus: What?? What happened?
Bob: Okay... Okay....hold on a sec...lemme lower my heart rate...
Ingus: Geez man, what is it?
Bob: I was talking to Katie, and you know she's super hot, right? Well, I was telling her a story of how I got into acting, and her eyes glazed over, like not really listening, you know?
Ingus: Yeah, I know that look..
Bob: Okay, well... I looked away for a sec while I was talking, and when I looked back, Katie was gone...in her place was some kind of wretched booby-beast! All these wrinkles and indentations on her face showed up outta nowhere, and was giving me the fish-eye! It was scary, dude..
Ingus: Oh crapola... Listen closely man, listen: what you saw was her Primal Face.. The most uglifying frame of visual representation.. It happens to everyone.
Bob: Really? Wow...phew, that's a relief. I thought I'd been blinded by lust and had woken up.
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A youtube channel that doesn't upload anymore and died because he couldn't be bothered
"Bro this Guy has the worst channel ever!"
"So the channel is a Primal LouLou?"
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The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.
Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!
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Naturist Movement in the early 1970's. Very close to the belief that we are animals, embrace it, but since the Human animal can think, make decisions, and control-these facts hold the Human more accountable to the Creator.
Sexually, the Male follows the laws of nature and will wait for the invite by the female. This movement was very monogomous! Family-wise, they tend to pack and will care for eachother's children when need be. The Females are rather strong willed, and the Male altho respected by the females, hold the place of defender/sire/lover/and father. Noticible in this Naturistic movement is the Male's enjoyment of the young, and not only his own. Children hold the highest place in the social stucture and their development, physically and emotionslly is paramont.
The Move died out for most the part with the onslaught of 1970-80 "ME" generational ideology. Altho there are pockets of this little known Naturistic group, the fashion-set "Nudist" movement has overwhelmed this tradional-Nature based Naked Society group.
Primal males ar not Nudists, they are Naturists.
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masturbating so hard your penis falls off
Man, I gotta see the doctor, I experienced primal needs
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A disrespectful term usually meaning they are dumb or have lack of common sense.
Kevin- Bro cam your such a Primal Ape
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