Private Parts

The word used to describe penis, balls, vagina, anus and boobs in a useless and misunderstood way (especialy using the word to "teach" children) and usually what parents tell their children not to let strangers touch

child: momy what are these?

mother: oh sweetums those are your private parts!

child: well... what are private parts?

mother: private parts are the parts of our body that we kept private sweety.

child: why do we have them?

mother: hmmm, well we use them to...

father: to stick my fat cock in your mothers tight pussy son.

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Private eye

When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.

Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.

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private chat

The thing fucking used when you want to talk to one fucking person; not a fucking group chat.

"Oh,have you ever heard of private chat?"

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private story

A story for people you actually like and you post stuff about your personal life

Joe : do you have one of those private story’s

Me : yeah

Joe : add me , bro !

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private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean

1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing

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Private Square

Your 'private square' is an invisible square that covers the top of your chest to just below your 'privates'. When someone (ie a rapist) moves to touch you inappropriately in this area, you must show them your 'Private Square'.

*Hold hand out in a stop sign*
STOP, don't touch me there!
*Do a 4 point motion of the square*
This is my private Square!
*Move arms rigidly up and down*
R. A. P. E!
*Point finger in a nagging motion*
Keep your hands away from me!
*Flail arms wildly as if you've just won the argument*
BITCH, go rape someone else!

Elly: I was almost totally raped last night
Nick: Oh my God, are you alright?
Elly: Yeh, I showed him my private square and he ran away, defeated.

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private account

An account that someone with heaps of followers on instagram creates and lets only 'friends' follow it so they can post silly photos

Courtney: Oi Lily where's that photo of you and Alex hooking up?

Lily: It's on my private account!!

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