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Hmm, I don't want to do this project, so I'll look up procrastinating on urbandictionary!
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Procrastination is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person.
Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.
If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.
There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.
Recommended weapon of defense: will power.
Jack: Oh man! I should start that English paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading these funny jokes online. How about you Josh, having the same problem?
Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.
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One who is at the forefront of procrastination.
Fatty is the lead Procrastineer at Rythmatic Records.
An example of procrastination is..... I'll finish this tomorrow.
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What you and me are doing right now.
I should really finish that essay but I don't feel like it so I'm procrastinating.
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Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.
I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)
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Waiting till the last minute to get something done..
"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."
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