Anal Prodding

Anal prodding involves two people, a prodder and a proddee, the prodder prods the proddee with the chosen tool (this includes but is not limited to the penis or middle finger) the tool is inserted repeatedly at a given speed or it can be left inside for a given time. Anal prodding only takes place on a Monday

"Danni gave Henry his weekly anal prodding on Monday"

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Dingo Prod

That which is cool awesome sweet amazing hot great tight nice rad wicked sexy good sick hip fun funny crazy dope pimp chill neat super fantastic radical bad ass excellent fresh gnarly phat smart wow fly bad kool the shit groovy cool wurdd sick-nasty crazy and all-around EPIC.

Guy 1: OMG THAT DUDE JUST HIT A 9000-9000
Guy 2: OMFG WHAT A DINGO PROD SPEC@!#

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Prod. by Metro Boomin

When you see this next to a song title, you know it's about to go hard.

"Did you hear this new track?"
"Bruh this shit go hard af"
"Hell yeah Prod. by Metro Boomin you already know"

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Norwegian Cattle Prod

it is when two non-gay, black males take off their pants, run full speed backwards at each other, jump in the air, and slap their butts together.

dude those bros totally just norwegian cattle proded and they are absolutely not gay in any way at all!

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oklahoma cattle prod

When a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman's butt. He then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a butt plug or his dick. This produces a stinging sensation, hence the name "cattle prod"

Bill: "Last night after Lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod"
Joe: "Damn, good for you"

prod alarm clock

The use of morning wood to wake your loving partner.

Good morning dear, I think I hear the prod alarm clock going off.

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Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.

When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.

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