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Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.
Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.
1. When your girl is so wet with anticipation that she’s sitting in a puddle.
2. When you go out in public right after sex and your girl is sitting in a puddle of your combined juices.
3. When your girl is laying in a puddle of your combined fluids with a smile on her face immediately after sex.
My girl sits in puddles of our juices so much that she is my puddle princess. I should get her a tiara.
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(1) One who ponders puddles
(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.
Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
A puddle of female ejaculate or a "wet patch" left by a girl after she has had a mind blowing orgasm. only achieved by mind blowing Cunnilingus or sex with a man that is well-informed or experienced in sexual intercourse. Many people might claim they've left a girl with a 'cunt puddle' but actually havent.
OMG i fucked her so hard she squirted everywhere and left a massive cunt puddle!
noun.
1) a condition of being weak in the knees and drooly when met by an object of lust.
2) resultant wetness left in one's underwear from being in such lust
3) the juices left in one's bed after a prolonged sex session.
Oh God, I just melted into a lust puddle.
a puddle of ice and slush that appears to be shallow but actually may be as deep as 5 feet. this occurs around street corners in NYC during horrid weather.
My feet are soaked because I had to walk through that puddle of death to cross the street