Pull Out Fail

When a guy is having sex with a woman and he is about to pull out and the girl wraps her legs around him and forces him to jizz inside of her.

Man: I'm gonna jizz on your face. I gotta pull out...
Woman: No your not...I want a baby....
Man: What the fuck! Lemme pull.....Oh shit....
(Pull Out Fail)

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pull out target

a tatoo on the lower back of a woman. it serves as a target for which to aim after pulling out. also known as the P.O.T.

she has a nice P.O.T.

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Pennsylvania Pull Out

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.

If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pull Out, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.

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Pull-Out Burrito

The act of taking a huge shit in the middle of a pull-out sofa bed in a hotel room and then collapsing it back into a sofa and replacing the cushions as a gift for the cleaning service

we have to check out fast, I left the maid a Pull-out Burrito and the room is gonna start to stink soon

Pull Out God

A man who always knows the best moment to pull out. In other words, he knows exactly when to pull his penis out of a girls vagina while having sex with her in order to prevent sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancies.

Girl: " that man is The Pull Out God." I had sex with him last night and he pulled out at the best moment possible.

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Pulling out

The best way to not have an unwanted kid

Girl:pull out,pull out
Guy:pulling out but is too late
Girl:did you make it
Guy:yup

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Pull out Brown

When youre doing a chick in the pooper, and you pull out, discovering that your junk is covered in shit.

Hey, you ever pull out brown?

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