poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

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felch putty

the delectable combination of spunk and arse-juice found in one's brown eye prior to completion of the act of felching

'How can you say you don't give a damn Rhett, when our felch-putty is still wet on your moustache!' cried Scarlett in despair. (from Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell)

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willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

Pepper Putty

When one drops a deuce and the fecies is a green, pastey texture that burns the hole, and is nearly impossible to wipe.

I Had a bad case of Pepper Putty all week, doctor.

cutty putty

n. semen, spunk, jizz

I heard Esteban—the handsome Salvadoran—filled your sister up with cutty putty, amigo.

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putty knife

What a skank may use to put her make up on to cover up her acne.

I saw that girl Crystal in Home Depo trying to find a putty knife.

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Silly Putty

When you take your sack and stretch it to cover a girls face, similar to silly putty

Dude, so I met this chick, and we went back to my crib, but her face wasn't lookin right, so I had to silly putty her.

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