pwned

In 1967 the main guy off of the A Team (Hannibal?) found some plutonium in his jeep and he sanded it down and made it into the shape of a gun, which he fired often, but never actually hit anyone with it. Face and B.A. got in a fight over who got to hold it while Hannibal guy smoked his huge ass ceegar, until Murdock shouted out,"if you guys dont give me that Palm Wielded Nuclear Energy Device I will come over there and act all crazy RIGHT IN YOUR FACES!" So they stopped fighting, because they didnt like it when Murdock went crazy. They got dominated. They got owned. They got PWNED!

give me that PWNED, or the radiation will pwn you. Fool.

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pwned

Meaning "pure ownage", often used to describe how well a gamer defeats another gamer.

Also has references to the game of chess where a pawn is the weakest piece on the board and easily taken.

May also have origionated from a misspelling of the word owned, the p and o are together on the keyboard - however this is not a definition!

The weak character was PWNED by the strong character, the weak character died within a few seconds and it was very funny (to a gamer).

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pwned

Totally ass-kicked, beaten like a red-headed stepchild, shit got wrecked. Associated with online gaming (CounterStrike, Warcraft, Starcraft, etc. etc.)

"I just destroyed your Watch Towers with a Peon, you got PWNED."

"He talked back to me so I used my fist to PWN him in the face."

"I just totally pwned this guy with a Zerg Rush, kekekekekeke."

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pwned

pwned means to be owned like a punk
this is the actually meaning of the word.
mainly used in internet multiplayer games. and by people who claim to be part of the 1337 .. when they are actually losers looking for an excuse to say they are better than you

i pwned you

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pwned

A word used by losers and only losers. Get a life and get off the xbox u fuckin tools

You fuckin losers are fat and ugly and play video games because you can't get laid....pwned

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pwned

Mostly used by 8 year olds playing starcraft or warcraft who think they're cool. Also said by retards who can't type and think that saying pwned will make them cool.

Dat gosu d00d jus pwned that n0ob

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pwned

an idoitic typo by idiotic people

I can't type as fast as a think I can, so I accidentally hit 'p' instead of 'o', and somehow people think 'pwned' is cool, rather than stupid. I pwned those mofos

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