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Boy racer :
Some Johnno/Deano who owns a shitty Nova, Corsa, Fiesta, Escort, Clio (the list goes on) or anything remotely shite and whacks aload of shitty max power freebie stickers (without actually owning any of the makes), driving like a cunt and generally being a tit end.
Not to be confused with a Modder or Tuner which actually put in the time and money to increase performance from their car substantialy and partipate in real, legal events.
Awww, did you see simmo in his sorted Nova last week? He put his new HKS and Blitz decals on his door, they look immense!
(Of course HKS and Blitz are a JAP tuning brand and you wont find them in a dirty lil Nova)
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1. person whom of which races from keyboard to keyboard to keyboard to keyboard (see a pattern forming here?) to yet another keyboard so he can post online messages on Internet bulletin boards and discussion forums. Can often be found belittling innocent people (posters) of said domains. Visit keyboardracer.com for more visual and definitive information.
2. see: flamer, gayrab, manatee, and troll.
3. person whom of which uses many different computers to dupe Internet audiences, webmasters, and website moderators into thinking that the keyboard racer's posts are actually different people and user-names.
4. person whom of which uses different I.S.P. (Internet Service Provider) addresses to pose as different people online. Also known to use Internet anonymous software that masks cookies, route paths, and I.S.P. addresses.
"Yeah, dude... looks like Mr. Keyboardracer just banned from yet another website for his flaming, slandering, profanity, and all out lying. When WILL he learn to stfu?"
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An expression usually used by old folks, for one who has to drive fast, everywhere.
"Slow down ricky racer, the offramp is coming up, and I have to empty my colostomy bag!"
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a street racer who drives a highly upgraded/souped up japanese import, typically including an ungodly large wing. see rice burner.
ricer racer: my honda accord has two turbos, a NOS kit, a cold air intake, a borla exhaust system, and a carbon fiber wing.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.
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Is an idoit that thinks the greatest thing in life is to drive along the seafront every single day with lasses in there car that arent even old enough to smoke! and the only thing they ever talk about is cars even though they usualy dont know much!
Getting finished for a car after a year and half of being together.i wouldnt mind but it was a shitty sierra
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When two couples are adjacent to each other and try to get their partner to climax first. Achieved by vigorously licking the anus.
"Yo son, last night, mah gurl and I had a rim racer with these bitches from Oakland. We beat thurr ass."
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Predominately using the beatiful wideline frames of Nortons (the worlds greatest roadholder) mainly Triumph engines and some BSA. Large aluminum petroltanks (Manx-type), cuts, clip-on handlebars, fott-rests moved back and short racing seats.
See allso: Beautiful, smooth, light, powerful, fast motorcycle.
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