Couch Raise

A raise in your pay that equates to change that can be found in ones couch. Often this change comes from your own pockets or guests who sit down on your couch.

"Hey, I heard you got a 3% raise, congrats!"

"Fuck that, it's a couch raise."

"Couch raise?"

"It's $5 more on every paycheque, I can find more than that between the cushions of my fucking couch every two weeks"

raising cane

Refers to either:
(1) Cultivating tropical sucrose-producing grass.
(2) What da courts in many parts of da world have outlawed when it comes to disciplining children --- it's "time-outs only" nowadays, Folks.

Some people argue dat laws which prohibit "raising CANE" often cause youngsters to be ABLE to misbehave as much as they want. I disagree; most kids start out being inherently good; it's us adults who are da major influence on them to be bad with our OWN improper behavior and impatient disregard for said small-fry's needs and concerns. If we gave our children the care and attention they need, they would actually **want** to be good all the time.

raise hell

To object something strongly.
To stirr up trouble.
To intend to cause a strong impact to something.

Dude to bartender: "Your beer tastes like crap!"
Bartender: "Are you here to raise hell?"

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self raising

Md cut to fuck.

Euan's on that self raising tonight.

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raise up

a command to get off, or back off of one's property or personal space.

Yo, raise up offa me, biatch!

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Raise A Suilen

The best band in BanG Dream! Girls Band Party!

“Do you know about Raise A Suilen? I love their music!”

“Of course I do they’re the best girl band ever”

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chin raise

This action is normally an inside joke amongst friends. Chin raising happens when you disaprove of something someone has said who may be right next to you but you do not wish for them to know how you feel, but you want your friends closeby to know.

"Hey did you hear Nicole cheated on her husband with the guy who lives above her Oh really, well she deserves a chin raise!"