To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.
To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.
Ejaculation....
This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"
Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !
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The act of making fun of or insulting someone.
"Don't be ranching on me, bro."
"Yo, did you hear about Jerry ? He got ranched on so hard!"
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the complete opposite of a drug and it means that something or sombody is totally COOL
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It is the same thing as saying βshe belongs to the streetsβ
Sheβs a slider take send her to the ranch
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When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.
"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"
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Having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. See Road Head
My sister stopped by while i was mowin' the lawn yesterday, ended up Ranching for a good hour!
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When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.
Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!
What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.