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a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.
what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...
i was ranching me some baboons
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(n.) A hard, sweet, confectionary that is prepared in multiple flavors including cherry, blue raspberry, and watermelon. An American favorite, the flavor is said to be quite delicious it can mask the flavor of most secretions during vaginal oral stimulation although it can be lodged into the pussy during the eating out process and can cause future problems.
Male: Hey sorry I was sucking on a jolly rancher while I was in there and I think it got stuck.
Female: Fuck it, do whatever you have to do.
Make: Ok. Going back in.
Female: Ouch!
Male: WHAT THE FUCK!?! *retch*
Female: What are you fuckin' screaming at?! And why the fuck am I bleeding?!
Male: *retch* I found the jolly rancher and I bit into it and it squirted! *retch*
Female: Shit! I knew I couldn't trust the guy at the rave last week who said he'd no warts.
A gay fag that lives on Sherman Island. His boyfriend is named Finn and his best friend is Andy.
Fuck you Rick.
You are gay. (Fuck you Drew)
Rick Rancher is a whore.
a phrase describing a redundantly absurd oxymoron.
1. Literal
little Timmy: "I'm worried about all the rabbits that get burned up in brush fires."
Faker the Bear: "Well Gosh Timmy, if we could just open up even more of your state to grazing we could stop most of those brush fires."
little Timmy: "Wow that sounds great, will that help the wild horses too?!"
Faker: "hmmm...um, actually we are planning to round them up because there isn't enough food for them."
Kyle: "That's totally ranchers for rabbits.
a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.
i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.
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brokeback mountain was the worst. it was full of nothing but jolly ranchers.
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Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.
A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
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