Real Dude Hours

real nigga hours for white dudes who are too pussy to say nigga.

Jamal: Hey, Peter, what time is it?!

Peter: Uhhh...
Jamal: Reallll...
Peter: Real Dude hours??
Jamal: White ass bitch-boy. Good for you.

Real crustacean hour

When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.

We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.

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Real Nigga Hour

Any time of the day when the real niggas come out.

Hey Jhad, do you know what time it is? Yea Josh. It's real nigga hour!

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real nigga hours

a time when you and your bud can get deep and talk about some real things going on in there lives.

yo dude "real nigga hours", I'm not ready for a kid.

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Real Satan Hours

1. The time of day around 7:06 pm (6:66 pm) and 3:30 am when you can call upon the spirits or worship any evil being of your belief (Satan, Cthulhu, the Kraken, etc.)
2. You can also curse in any christian server when it is the real Satan hours

Johnathan: Hey, so do we start the ritual now?
Josh: No man, it is 6:00, wait six more minutes so that the real Satan hours could officially start.

Kenneth: Why the frik did that creeper steal my diamonds?
Josh: Hey!! No CUrsIng In mY ChrisTIan SerVeR!!
Kenneth: but it's 7:08, It is the Real Satan Hours.
Josh: Darn

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Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

real thot hours

The time were all the true thots get all of there thoting out of the way

Girl its real thot hours ima go get my shit done