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What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.
Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
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What Chuck Norris gets instead of Blue Balls, this is because he is the greatest American to ever live.
Damn, look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!
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An old but great Halo Game. Also has a movie called Red VS Blue, get my point?
God dammit you shot Church you team killing fucktard!
Red VS Blue
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A "red white and blue sandwich" is another name for the fabulously refreshing alcoholic beverage otherwise known as Bud Light. The term was originated by some of the greatest fishermen in the world while vacationing in the Everglades (Chokoloskee). Bud Light gets this nickname from the colors of its can/bottle. Always showing its American pride!
Mike: "Wow I'm really thirsty, what do we have in the cooler Tommy?"
Tommy: "Plenty of red white and blue sandwiches, here you go"
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Street Slang used by many to replace the word Police.
Originated in 2005 in Bronx, New York
The name was given after the Colors on Police car Sirens.
"Hide the weed, It's The Red & Blue Dudes!"
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A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republican dad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now
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An emimies to lovers fan fiction about Harry styles who is the prince of England and Louis Tomlinson who is the presidents son.
Alex from Red white and royal blue is exactly like Louis Tomlinson
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