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To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
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Uhm, pretty self explanatory but for the nerds out there that jerk their own snake and need explanation it's a one night stand.
Bro 1: How did it go with that broad last night after that party?
Bro 2: Fuck and Release!
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Applying slight pressure to a girl's bra strap with one hand, and quickly releasing it to unsnap the pins, in turn, unleashing the toys to your pleasure. (Make sure the hand you use is warm, usually a cold touch is a turn-off).
Guy: "Hey man, did you try the Pinch and Release like I told you?"
Buddy: "Yeah dude! It worked like a charm and totally got me some action!"
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To describe a man masturbating
"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."
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When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.
I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.
When you catch a fish and blow a bong rip into its mouth and release it into the wild.
In Alaska its very common for stoners to grab salmon with their bare hands and shotgun weed smoke into a fishes mouth then release it back into the water.
Hey bros, want to hit up the lake tonight and do some rip and release?
When you are so angry at some that you would release Bears to viciously murder your enemy
1) a great conversation stoper
So what is your name
Release the Bears!!
2) what you say when anoying you
Your stupid
You know what
What
Release the bears