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Nut Remorse

The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.

After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.

by Fast Bobby February 25, 2009

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buyers remorse

It is what happens when you're a poor 25 yr old working in the publishing industry and you have a few bucks to spare and you go out and buy $200 Prada sunglasses and return them a week later because you realize you should really be spending it "practical" things.

I had buyers remorse because I bought a pair of $200 sunglasses and returned them a week later, because I really should have paid my rent that month.

by s28 June 29, 2006

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status remorse

When one posts a status update on a social networking site and immediately regrets it, but cannot delete it since it's already been posted for all to see, and any revision would be obvious and painfully transparent.

"Aww, man, I'm having some status remorse. I posted that I'm going to Vegas but my supervisor thinks I'm sick. He's probably already seen my status."

by swingladyA September 13, 2009


Tucker's Remorse

Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.

Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015


Joyful Remorse

The feeling you get after an activity that, no matter how wrong it felt, was still really, really fun.

Jim: "beating up the park mascot brought me such joyful remorse."

by mikeo6209 April 21, 2011


Netflix Remorse

The sick to the stomach feeling one gets after watching 44 episodes of; The Blacklist, or How I Met Your Mother, in 48 hours. The sense of your soul being sucked out of your eyes through the tv when you should be outside living.

Mark: Hey so why did you run 17 miles today?
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.

by Fuegocurtainreddrapes December 30, 2016


Driver's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.

man I'm having some major driver's remorse today. glad I didn't kill someone. or did I?

by Flex44 October 31, 2010