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minority report

have sexual conquest with an asian, latino, pacific islander, and african

my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)

by hessba December 29, 2011

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Report Day

The worst f'ing day of the month at MSA because it is crazy busy. Every single one of your nets wants their reports and you have to check several hundred sheets of paper, all because the company refuses to go paperless and thereby save time and money.

I hate report day!

by ihateghosts April 17, 2009

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twitch reporter

"twitch reporter", a term coined by popular streamer and Sentinels member Animal, refers to an individual who posts unwanted information about another person in one's twitch chat

"DUDE TFUE JUST WENT LIVE BRO" , that kid is such a "twitch reporter" holy fuck somebody ban him.

by KingCloutXXL August 10, 2019


Report Hanabi

A pop culture phenomenon that involves a very popular mobile MOBA game Called Mobile Legends: Bang Bang. Hanabi is one of the 100+ playable characters ,and the worst amongst all of them. By reporting her it incentives the developers to finish her rework that is a year overdue.

Jungler: Report Hanabi for feeding!
Hanabi: 0/13/2
Fighter: *Steals the red buff*
Mage: *AFK*
Tank: *There are no tanks*

by CEO of MLBL July 17, 2022


BODROV REPORTING

Analogical to "Kirov Reporting" from the RTS series Command & Conquerer: Red Alert. This is the phrase that Zeppelin (Airship) pilot when he is given a command to show his readiness for battle and infinite loyalty to the Soviet Faction. Coincidentally, the pilot's name is a Sergeant Bodrov, thus the origin of the phrase. Indeed, Bodrov will always respond with the same phrase, no matter the consequences.

You: *Selects Kirov Unit*
Bodrov: BODROV REPORTING!

by alexthechicken May 31, 2019


Progress report

Its like a report card, but it still is the reason why suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death amongst people under the age of 18.

Karen: let me see your progress report.
Son: ok
Karen: Indecipherable yelling and screaming and whipping.

3 hours later

Son: *BANG!*

by MommypigSnortSnort October 16, 2020


Stalker Report

When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report

I know Sammie got my text I got a stalker report back but she/he isnt texting me back!

by dryfoot July 17, 2008