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When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.
(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)
Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!
What comes out of politician's mouths
I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.
An Expo where virgins with tiny peepees gather around to discuss various species of reptile
Kyle went to the Reptile Expo with pride
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A reptile is a type of cold blooded animal that lays eggs. One of the coolest alongside amphibians. Scaly creatures, some live on land, freshwater or seawater. Can be divided into:
Crocodile
Alligator
Land snake:
(Python, cobra, adder, etc.)
Sea snake
Lizards:
(Iguana, skink, gecko, chameleon, monitor, bearded dragon, komodo dragon)
Turtles and tortoises
Archosaurs (dinosaurs):
(Rex, Stegosaurus, Diplodocus, spinosaurus etc.)
Dragons (fictional)
From fish evolved amphibians, and from amphibians evolved reptiles. From reptiles evolved birds and mammals.
For some reason, many girls and women (but not all) fear all kinds of reptile, or find them disgusting. These types of human females are also frequently scared of amphibians.
They can get frozen with terror at the sight of something as small and cute as a house gecko or a bearded dragon. However, most will love the sight of a tortoise or a turtle. There's no figuring out a girl I guess (as a boy).
Reptiles are the coolest animals on earth, aside from amphibians and monkeys.
A word describing people as seen in the provided example. An obvious reptillian shill sent by its green-scaled overlords to infiltrate, hijack, and spin the narrative of the actual definition of the reptile/reptillian race as seen on UrbanDictionary. Reptillians walk amongst every gender, race, political party, class, and nation of people.
Ex. Reptillians are masters of deception and roam Earth (including the internet) in droves furthering their divide & conquer narrative by spouting divisive rhetoric in hopes that humans will adopt their spell-casting and trickery as fact. They enjoy inflicting pain on humans and more specifically enjoy watching humans inflict pain on each other and/or themselves. They life in underground caves/tunnel systems, above-ground in Trojan-horse disguises, and behind false/stolen identities on the internet while spewing their venom all over humankind; because they are afraid of the fact likely ~50% of 8-billion people in the year 2022 are now aware of their presence and thirsty for revenge. Reptillians, reptillian agents, and reptillian shills frequently spin narratives, as seen below:
Saul Iwola (Reptillian Shill): Derogatory. Code word for Jews. Used among hard-right paleocons and neo-nazis. Also seems to have some use in conspiracy-theory circles that involve the Federal Reserve, COMEX gold price fixing, etc. Possibly used as a way to avoid filters on sites like Yahoo! message boards, where racist comments might be removed by moderators.
The entire Federal Reserve system is just another way for reptiles to steal from us hard-working folks.
by Saul Iwola June 26, 2009
a gay monkey whore who decides its a good idea to be shit at everything.
Joe Biden is a "Reptile"
Leafyishere is a reptile
Calvin:HOLYSHIT ITS LEAFY
Viewer:WTF r r Reptile