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Named after 1991's Operation Desert Storm, the invasion of Iraq during the First Gulf War. Refers to a job seeker's decision, especially during a recession year, to print off and mail out dozens or hundreds of resumes in hopes that some employer will offer him an interview. Usually unsuccessful.
Graduation's only a few months away and if I don't get a job I'll have to move back home. It's about time to mount Operation Resume Storm!
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A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.
"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"
Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.
John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!
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to hook up, get laid, usually with one night stands, NSA sex, or tricks.
Damn! I'm so horny. I think I am gonna work on my resume.
I worked my resume last night with this guy I met at the bar.
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Resume fodder is a bullshit job that you are aware is bullshit, but you only work there for a short period of time to use it later on as a reference. By working there for only a month and then quitting, you can stack up your resume and theoretically speedrun the corporate ladder. Think of it as gun game in Call of Duty but for jobs.
Yeah I got hired at TGI Fridays as a line cook. I'm only gonna be there till I line up something slightly better this job sucks it's nothing but resume fodder
When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.
When you lied on your qualifications in your resume and got the job.
John hired Peter for an executive position needing extensive EXCELL skills. After asking Peter for reports that Peter couldn’t provide he realized he got resume fished.