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A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
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What you call someone when they dish out a random insult and you dont feel like playing that game
Foreman: Douchebag
Cunningham: Don't even start with me you Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt
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to be strongly against something
joe- why are you retentant towards dunkin
bobby- because i’m a hardcore starbucks lover
Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.
Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".
When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.
C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.
17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.
You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?
Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out
OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD