dick riding is when a person decides to be on top of someone all the time to a point where they get annoying. then when you try to get away the follow and continue trying to get your attention.
bro get the fuck away can you stop dick riding me the fuck
What Will always does to Jack just for some cool extra points or usually just to get some attention on the gc even tho he never really gets anything in return
I Will, will be dick riding Jack on the gc today
it means your looking for attention for someone else
* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me
When someone is on someone’s dick
Jerry is on John’s dick
Get off his dick jerry
Jerry is Dick Riding
When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
Dick riding fallacy is when a character you praise or have biased towards a character. and even get offended when people have different opinions about this said character. If they insult you because of your opinion of the character or keep bothering you because of them they commit a dick riding fallacy
“Your character has flaws”
“NO HE DOES NOT AND EVEN IF HE DOES NOT PROVRE IT”
“Damn bro it’s not that serious
“IDGAF PROVE HE HAS FLAWS ILL DEFEND MY CHARACTER NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF THIER NOT GONNA LET ME HIT.
“Bitch I don’t have to prove it to state it gtf out of my face you just committed a dick riding fallacy.