Jesus Rifle

Rifles equipped with Military Targeting scopes with bible verse serial numbers made by Trijicon

U.S Soldier: I just sent that terrorist to Allah using my new Jesus Rifle! God bless you, trijicon.com!

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Polish the Rifle

To ejaculate or "Polish the rifle"

That chick was so hot that when I got home I had to Polish the Rifle!

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Sniper Rifle

A rifle used by snipers.

Duh!

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Spooge Rifle

That one gun from Unreal Tournament; it's really called a "Bio Rifle" or something. It shoots globs of green goo that looks like alien spooge (hence the nickname "Spooge Rifle"), and then explodes into smaller blobs of green goo.

The gun has high power, but it travels slow through the air and is easy to dodge. It only explodes if you charge it up, then it's okay if you miss.

nub: u suk
Nubluva: your trying to shoot me with a spooge rifle, u nub!

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Air Rifle

A kickass rifle that can blow holes in small animals

The XS-B21 Air Rifle pennetrated 4 wooden boards

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Sniper Rifle

A rifle used by specially trained military personel. Consists of a long barrel, sometimes with a silencer attached for elimintation of targets at extreme ranges. Comes in a variety of types.

In the movie "Enemy at the Gates", Vasilles Zaitsef is excellent with a Sniper Rifle.

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Sniper Rifle

The gun that Tucker never gets to use.

"Hey! You've got the f***ing sniper rifle, I can't see sh**!..."
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"How come I never get the f***ing sniper rifle?"
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"You know what would be a good easter egg? If I got the godd*** sniper rifle."
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"I bet I could see better if I had that sniper rifle..."

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