The River

a place in the desert aka the coachella valley that have nothing else to do so they go there and make drama.

it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you'll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters.

everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.

(myspace bulletin)

Subject: River?
Body:Whose going to the river ? i'm really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there's nothing else to do.

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Rivering

A term in which can only be used when you are going with the flow of water, which can usually be done at a water park, or a river.

"I was rivering so fast down that water slide"
"I went rivering with my family at Green Valley River"

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River

A highschool/area in Virginia. also known as the hood. known for their sports teams and their black peoples.

Man we lost to river last night 24-17.

I went out river last night and got wasted!

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River

River you ask?? It’s time you know about this amazing person from the Doll eye community. River is the biggest Daddy and possibly the person with the most discord kittens on earth. It is the Leader of the famous Cult named “balls gang” that has been known around for their raids. River Zaddy only has eyes for Mystery and Fizzy Wizzy (Helluva Boss). Anyway River is an amazing person (and a massive simp/daddy).

“River just stole my credit card info for his Nitro again! Dang it”

River

One names their child "River" when one is fingered by a gorilla, is destroyed by a Ses, impregnated by an animal, and during the 9 month duration of the pregnancy, has her snatch licked by a girl named Kris, who some believe might have a penis.

Man, River sure looks a lot like Anthony.

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River

a girl who i amazing and sweet. She is crazy and makes crazy sexual jokes that crack you up every time she i hard to get definitely one of a kind.

damn that river last night

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River

An extremely annoying person also known as Justin Bieber's playmate.

River Medina

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