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Robert Pattinson

The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.

by Fnord of the Bananas August 28, 2010

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robert pattinson

to girls...the most hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.

Vickie:OMGG did you see robert pattinson last night on the oscars!?
candie:yes i did o my gosh i could hav melted at his very presence on my tv screen
Vickie:who knew someone could be soo hot!
candie:and sexy!

by petunia marlins September 9, 2009

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Robert Pattinson

A pretty good actor, but most don't see that due to his douchebagey role in the Twilight Series produced by people who clearly got their degrees in a dark alley somewhere.

Robert Pattinson is a pretty good actor. I enjoyed his role in Remember Me & also in one of the Harry Potter films as Cedric Diggory. Too bad ignorant assholes judge him based on a shit film like Twilight.

by jsjdhahw January 6, 2011

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Robert Pattinson

n. Guy that all insecure males are jealous of.

Girlfriend: Wow, I think that Robert Pattinson is really talented, hot and charming.

Boyfriend: Huh? I think he's a..a...a big jerk! Yeah!

by miss normal August 10, 2010

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Robert Pattinson

A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.

omg whats wrong with Robert Pattinson's nipple!!!!!!!!!??????????

by Rea Rea November 21, 2009

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Robert Pattinson

Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films:
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.

oh, he's so sexy"
"Just like Robert Pattinson!"

by PrettyFace May 17, 2009

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Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.

Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.

by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011

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