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A person who is attracted to the elderly.
My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a wrinkle rocker.
Nasty I bet you would rock those wrinkles, wrinkle rocker.
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Old person that sits in a rocking chair all day.
Mama, you better get out and get some exercise or people will be calling you a Rocker Jockey
A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.
Do not let that person use your toilet they are a toilet rocker and may break your toilet.
When you have a bubble fart (while sitting) trapped in your butt cheeks and you rock back and forth trying to pop it. Added bonus for it popping on your balls or clit.
I just had a huge Rocker fart that tickled my balls!!
Cantinflas (a Mexican Comedian)
"Cantinflas was a body rocker" -Whipstickagostop, Mindless Self Indulgence
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Someone who chooses not to allow the media and society to dictate who the fuck they are, because they choose to take advantage of a functioning brain while they still have theirs and use them to maintain a state of individuality.
Anyone who argues there's no such thing as individuality because everything's been done before is contradicting them self, because the act of expressing your OWN opinions (which is evidently possible if you're able to speak) involves being an individual, and if they try to argue THAT, they need to get a fucking dictionary.
Yes, it is possible for someone to claim to be a punk rocker and actually be one. If punk rock were about who is 'phony' or 'real', it wouldn't be punk rock- it'd be something else.
No one can MAKE you be punk rock or not. Sure, I could tell you that you're not right now, but if you're going to let that get to you, ARE you really punk rock?
You choose.
Punk rock is living it up while you can. By my definition.
Listen to some Punk Rock music, and contemplate the lyrics. If you're smart, you'll probably get where I'm coming from.
If you're not smart, you should start with something a little more productive, such as...:
why you're breathing in the first place.
(I dare you to make a post if I left anything out.)
"Now KC, she don't want to admit where she is wrong
And KC, she wants to run run run
She's a punk rocker, she don't trust no one
On a South Bay bus all alone...
...KC was never caught up
like the rest of the rats in a fucking maze
"Check me out," she said, "I'm in a concrete jungle,
I'm an individual and you are stuck in a haze..."-Rancid, Red Hot Moon
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