Pull a Rooney

To perform Oral Sex on one's own self

I think Phil is going to Pull a Rooney in the shower tonight

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Wayne Rooney

The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.

Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.

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a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

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Wayne Rooney

An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.

He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.

Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.

"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)

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Wayne Rooney

the future of English and football, people who
insult or "hate" on him are too fat, poor and jeaulous to make something of their pathetic lives.

oh eeee ohhh eeee WAYNE ROOONEY!!!! OH EEE
WAYNE ROONEY!!! heehee

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Wayne Rooney

A 'Wayne Rooney' is a term describing the 'Job next to God'.

In reality,'WR,' or 'W(anke)R', as he's known internationally, is actually the love child of Myra Hindley (2nd Jan 1938- Dead- 'LoL') and Mickey Rooney( Sep 23 1920- Still humpin!).

Earning £30000 a minute, this inbred 'Special Boy' is renowned for being the only sperm that got to Heaven. (ie Heaven as in Fabios Arse.)

His actual only 'claim to fame' is being an aged balding talentless little fuck that can't even recognise it's own reflection in a mirror, and having buggered David-PoshSpice & Fabio 'All a teh sem time!'(quote) when he should have been playing Football!

Other common analogies include:

A waste of space.

Fabio's Little Rent-Boy

Talentless

Get back to Burger-King

W(anke)R! (wanker)

These are all terms to describe a 'Wayne-Rooney'.

England Fan 2010 #1: 'Oh Bugger I spent my life savings on coming to SA to see Wayne Rooney playin' the World Cup 2010, and it was Shite!'

England fan 2010 #2:'Sorry me good fella, but they had that Over-Paid Talentless Stupid Little Balding, Aged, Fat, C**tWayne Rooney playing,........ he was like Gazza on Mogodon! C**t!

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Pullin" a Rooney

When you proceed to put your legs up on the wall, and curl yourself to suck your own penis.

Hey bros! Check out what I can do! Whats that man? I can suck my own cock. Im Pullin" a Rooney