Rustic Cheb

Another name for male genitalia, usually referring to the head of the penis.

You can suck my rustic cheb, bitch!

Rustic Spoon

When you insert a spoon into your rectum and then eat out of it.

Damn Billy, That rustic spoon you gave me early really hit the spot.

rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.

Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!