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Black Sabbath

A shitty band that invented heavy metal music by accident, due to the guitarist downtuning his guitar due to having injured fingers. While heavy metal is awesome, and indisputably the best form of music, with great bands like Megadeth and Iced Earth, early metal such as Black Sabbath is tremendously overhyped. It is not heavy at all, only compared to other music of the day such as the Beatles, and is more like today's sludge rock than today's metal. Ozzy in particular is tremendously overrated. Many claim that to like metal you HAVE TO like black sabbath, since they were early pioneers of it, but those same people do not realize that metal is rock and they themselves do not listen to Chubby Checker or Bill Haley who invented rock music, or to Claudio Monteverdi who invented modern western music in general, so they are hypocrites by claiming you HAVE TO like someone who invented something you like. Black Sabbath is NOT heavy, and NOT skillful. They wrote Paranoid at the last second in the studio, in all of 10 minutes while on cocaine, because their producer wanted the album to be one more song long so they just bullshitted something that sounded cool and rebellious at the time. If you like Black Sabbath great, but if you want to listen to something actually heavy, don't bother with them or other overrated band that released anything before 1984

Dumbass: "OMG DOOOOD YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK SABBATH? BUT THEY LIKE, INVENTED METAL!"

Metalhead: "I listen to what I LIKE. I don't have to like them because other people do. You don't have a big poster of Thomas Crapper displayed in your bathroom do you, just because he invented the toilet? Stop being a follower"

by DarkX84 April 12, 2011

27πŸ‘ 263πŸ‘Ž


black sabbath

Black Sabbath sucks.
so does metal.

"Black Sabbath? Yeah I've heard them. They suck."
"Yeah, so does metal."

by jigglebop May 7, 2007

13πŸ‘ 427πŸ‘Ž


Sabbath

A girl who is unique and charming. Her personality and wit will capture you, if her looks don’t first. She will love you with all her heart and soul as long as you are willing to show her the same in return.

Sabbath is like, no woman I have ever met before.

I wish I would have met a woman like Sabbath.

by NE14ME November 24, 2021


Sabbath Black

When u play two copies of black sabbath black sabbath black sabbath bacwards.

slowed down and beats doubled.

you start first at begining, and reverse one at end of last note, before the silence.

you want the oh no no no part to be like

oh no no no one one more

Sabbath black is the double sided version

by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021


messiah healing sabbath church

messiah healing sabbath church, a noun; name of a church

The interested messiah healing sabbath church scheduled attending sabbathday prayer every 7day of the week.

by Sabbathuse April 16, 2020


Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024


Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024