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Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.
I gave my girlfriend a Sacramento Skeeball and finally reached an overall score of 100!
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The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.
I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.
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An eternal on an and off again relationship. When a couple breaks-up and gets back together repeatedly, sometimes for many years.
Lacie: "So he broke with me, calls me two days later, we hang out and go to a show the next day, and tomorrow we're going to the movies"
Jenn: "Sounds like a breakup"
Lacie: "Sounds like a Sacramento Breakup."
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Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.
I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.
I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.
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Apparently, due to past submissions to this dictionary, a team that IS THE BEST, yet CAN'T WIN.
The Sacramento Kings are the absolute best team! They'll beat em next time...
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Between Sacramento and Davis. Boring as hell. Nothing to do out here cept smoke. Never any cute females out EVA. Broderick out ain't ghetto like it used to be. Cops just patrolling like they gunna do something but really don't give a fuck bout anything. Home of river city high school (a.k.a river shitty) and slutty h.s. girls. 8 yr old sleepovers go harder than the parties out here. The only good thing out here is Beer Pong. We got some of the best players out here and custom tables that got #HAM!
1) I'm going to West Sacramento.
Why? there is nothing to do over there.
2) I live in West Sac
Where is that at?
West of Sacramento dumb ass
3) I just got some females number from West Sac
She gotta be hella ugly then
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team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense
Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.
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