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Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.
I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
The act of flipping the bird to anyone or anything. Usually done by someone Italian.
Person 1: Hey Vinnie, ain't that the guy that fucked your sister?
Person 2: Yeah Frankie, it is. Watch this, Imma give him the Italian Salute, show him who he's messin with.
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Tapping your foot on the brake as you pass a highway patrol or police car to make the policeman feel intimidating and important.
I unwittingly passed the highway patrol car going 10 miles over the speed limit; had I not given him a last-second foot salute I'd be sitting in traffic school right now.
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When you’re at longhorn steakhouse and you are too drunk to drive, you perform this salute
“Fuck I’m so hammered I must perform a Longhorn Salute” *hands keys to bartender*
A greeting that was originally created by a cartoonist from Delaware. It is commonly linked with rock music, because both participants use the "Rock On" hand gesture when shouting the finishing line of said salute. The format is as follows:
Person A: Can I get a box salute?
Person B: Sound off like you got a pair!
Both: *shouting in a kiwi or British accent* I... LOVE... BOXES!!
Taylor: Can I get a box salute?
Audience: Sound off like you got a pair!
All: I... LOVE... BOXES!!
(noun) An erect penis. Named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute.
(verb) process of getting a hard
Erica walked by shaking her big old ass and Jeremy started saluting the general.
Another way to say "giving the finger" or "flipping the bird" which is primarily used in Canada. This is after a famous incident of former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, who gave the finger to a group of protesters who were yelling anti-french sayings at him.
Billy - "That guy wouldn't leave me alone, so I gave him the Trudeau salute."
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