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a new future and uproar of some of the shadiest mother fuckers living in san diego. a local graffiti bombing swooper click in encinitas, california. also known as AS or JPK
we don't slang we don't bang, we just SWOOP. anarchy salvation. thass how we do"
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Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.
Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.
(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"
Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"
JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."
Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"
JW Chumps: ??
Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"
JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"
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Definition: A gunshot to the head, often the forehead. Were the bullet hole looks like a black zero. Leaving you "marked" for "life". And death becomes your salvation.
"I'm so afraid of making a 12 gauge decision, whether or not to give you a "marked zero salvation", or to give myself glock-jaw with a pink mist ending"
- Art Far Away - Mad As A Hatter (2015)
"Don't worry, they won't talk. The butcher gave them a visit earlier and he gave them a marked zero salvation"
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Primarily used in an English speaking context, Especially for non-Catholic Christians.
A King James’ Salvation is when you run out of toilet paper and out of sheer desperation, You wipe with torn out pages of a nearby Pocket Bible. This act is typically performed at home or at a friends house
“Hey man, I heard you and Tom had a falling out, what happened?”
“Piece of shit pulled a King James’ Salvation with my moms Bible, Fucking disgusting”
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Big kid with a huge cock. Usually from about 10-13 inches and is very good when it comes to sex. He usually knows just how to help you out with any problem and is very intelligent. He is usually the person to pick you up when you are down and then most likely help you through your problems.
Woah , Salvatore ust fucked the shit out of me!
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A powerful and handsom Italian man most likely from South Philadelphia with a huge Penis that his girlfriend nick named Goliath. Salvatore is very gifted in the art of music, and has plenty of hot women chasing after him all of the time.
Salvatore from Philly
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Sal is a person that is extremely quirky and just different from everyone else in the entire world. He is built different he is not white he is Italian. He is a kid that sits in the back of the classroom because he's just so cool and different from everyone else. Nobody understands him. Everybody wishes they were like Sal but nobody can be as hot beautiful and amazing at him. He's a Tiktok icon, can throw it back, and dance to hot girl meg. Everyone wishes their ass was as PHAT as sals.
Person 1: Omg did u see Salvatore today, his booty jiggled.
Person 2: Omg yes I wish I was him.
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