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(noun) a person who dates multiple minors at once (often around 13) and when he gets questioned about it his philosophy becomes: deny, deny, deny.
"did you see Mr Sampson?"
"yeah i heard he dates minors, but he says its not true"
Professional gamer and vapist, often hanging out at redleaf beach and is a known memeber of the readleaf real niggas.
He often vapes and in the school office and has a vape class, he is most commonly known for doing a gainer off the watson bay jeti's
yewww mr sampson just did a gain into solid concrete and fractured his skull
Just a saying of no origin known
When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"
When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.
Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."
the best person to live on the planet.
#1 "Yo have you heard of Evangeline Erica Sampson??"
#2 "Omg yea she's like the best person to live on the planet"
#1 "Ikr"
#3 "I heard she saved world hunger"
#1 and #2 "OMGG!!! I LOVE HER"