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Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
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When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.
1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA
Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.
It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.
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When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm
Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.
Commonly referred to as Mt. San Antonio College. It's a community college located in Walnut, California. Easily better than some of the four-year universities, namely Cal Poly Pomona.
It is also known as: Mt. Stuck, UCLA (UC Left of Amar), and Harvard on Hill.
Some dude: "I got into Cal Poly! And Cal State Fullerton! And UC Riverside!"
Smarter person: "I'd rather go to Mt. San Antonio College and transfer to UC Berkeley and USC."
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pounding the shit out of your girls nose with your dick instead of being in her vajay or arse
my girl has crabs so i just give her a san antonio stuffy nose instead
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Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.
Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?
The home of some big ol’ women
Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio