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An entertaining sexual maneuver: After Missionary Intercourse the male ejaculates upon the female's stomach. As the male recovers, the female will knock out his arms out from under him, collapsing him onto his own seed. Thus Sandwiching the seed between the two participants.
"Dude, last night I got The Sandwich from Cassie, and I had just showered!"
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Two slices of bread with awesome in-between. Butter optional. Cheese, not optional
Sandwich Bread tastes exponentially better with Bacon in between.
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Orgasms. An easy way to talk about sex in public.
Jake: Yo, the ladies here are sauce. Ive been makin my own sandwiches for like three days.
Kyle: Naw, this girl Jenny that I met by the pool makes me sandwiches three times a day; breakfast , lunch, and dinner, haaa.
Jake: shiiiiiit.
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Sexual intercourse
(In general, though commonly referring to a threesome)
1: How do you like your sandwiches? While standing...sitting?
2: I prefer to have my sandwiches in bed, or in public. Depends on my mood.
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Favorite of The Great Bains. One side rye, one side white, corned beef in the middle. Oh yeah!
Bains, laying exhausted in his bed says, "Man, what a sweet sandwich!"
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A celebrity or a non-celebrity who has money & living a good life.
Someone who has...
the bread(Money.),
the cheese(Money.),
the lettuce(Money.),
the meat(It can mean one thing or the other or both.),
the sauce, & etc.
"Bill Gates is a sandwich."
"What do you mean?"
"He has the bread, the cheese, the lettuce, the meat, & the sauce."
"Well, if he's a sandwich, then Oprah Winfrey is too. And I mean that she has the money to buy all kinds of meat at the grocery store."
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A food commonly used by men to oppress women.
This is a copy of a previous post but it is capitalized and has a period at the end in case anybody wanted a mug or t-shirt and wanted it to look better or is OCD. Sandwich.
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