A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.
Nickname - Jacob Clitoris
Rolf Sartorius is terrible!
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A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically
Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright
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A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....
Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh
Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry
R.I.P my friend
Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
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Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts π©
Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... π My life would be way better off without him.
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13 yr old, who films vines and has like every single social media there is
Jacob sartorius sweatshirt parody-
Bart Baker as Jacob- Iβm a really young guy
In fact I am only thirteen
I got famous making shitty Vines
And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly
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the dumbest kid in the world gayclub suckhornyness i mean jacob sartorius (did I)
hahahahhahahahahahahahhaaha UMMMMMMMM...... GAAAAAAYYYYYYYY is what jacob sartorius is
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Jacob Sartorius is a kid that got famous on vine, that was against bullying. From growing thousands of fan in vine he transferred to Musically and thatβs where he really got big. Then he decided to start his music career. His first song called βsweatshirtβ got lots of hate.. but he totally ignored that and till now heβs growing and continuing his music career. People hear a lot of fake rumors about him thatβs why he is so disrespected. Treat ppl w kindness as Harry Styles says.
Is this the sweatshirt singer..Jacob Sartorius?! Damn.
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