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Rolf Sartorius

A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.

Nickname - Jacob Clitoris

Rolf Sartorius is terrible!

by A REAL Savageeee July 25, 2016

15πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically

Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright

by Pancancakes November 29, 2016

16πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits

Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius

by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016

16πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

Jacob Sartorious is literally the most irrelevant person on the Internet. He looks like he's 5 and got famous for nothing...lip syncing. Someone please do us all a favor and deactivate his social media accounts 😩

Person 1: Do you know Jacob Sartorius?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes... πŸ™„ My life would be way better off without him.

by missraylena March 27, 2016

28πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Jacob sartorius

13 yr old, who films vines and has like every single social media there is

Jacob sartorius sweatshirt parody-
Bart Baker as Jacob- I’m a really young guy
In fact I am only thirteen
I got famous making shitty Vines
And cringey lipsyncs on Musical.ly

by Fuckingfaggotfucker July 18, 2016

24πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


jacob sartorius

the dumbest kid in the world gayclub suckhornyness i mean jacob sartorius (did I)

hahahahhahahahahahahahhaaha UMMMMMMMM...... GAAAAAAYYYYYYYY is what jacob sartorius is

by ur mom now get off my balls March 13, 2016

25πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is a kid that got famous on vine, that was against bullying. From growing thousands of fan in vine he transferred to Musically and that’s where he really got big. Then he decided to start his music career. His first song called β€˜sweatshirt’ got lots of hate.. but he totally ignored that and till now he’s growing and continuing his music career. People hear a lot of fake rumors about him that’s why he is so disrespected. Treat ppl w kindness as Harry Styles says.

Is this the sweatshirt singer..Jacob Sartorius?! Damn.

by make things clear June 17, 2018

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž