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Commonly found amongst Wattpad Fanfiction short stories-
I was resting in my bed, reading a Wattpad Cole Sprose fanfiction when suddenly Cole appears in the doorway!
I smile but my expression quickly changes as he grabs me and pushes me up against the wall.
He whispers softly in my ear, and I can feel his hot breath on my neck, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?”
“Amen.” I whisper back.
Suddenly, I am rudely awoken by my alarm clock and I cry as I realize I’ll never be able to talk to Cole about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
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An all powerful being of infinite power and strength. He created our universe and many others. All hail lord Pepe.
He comes down to Earth in the form of a sad frog representing all dead memes. He suffered for our sins.
I love Our Lord and Savior Pepe he is my god.
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All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.
Can you spare a moment for our lord and savior Cthulhu?
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" lemon: Mitski Our Lord And Savior
everyone: yes. "
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A savior is someone who tries their best to make anyone in their life feel better, the ray of sunshine every depressed person hopes for.
Usually cast aside or unwanted, saviors live a life of sadness knowing that no one will ever want to listen to them; even though all they want is to find someone who cares for them just as much as they will care in return.
EX:
Savior: hey man, are you okay?
Person: yeah, could be worse.
Savior: but I've noticed you've been feeling down lately...I want you to feel wanted.
Person: you always take things to seriously.
Savior: but-
Person: You can't and shouldn't try to be a savior, it never goes well.
Savior: ffs
The new album released by the band Green Day in January 2024
-You should listen to Corvette Summer!
-what album is that from?
-Saviors, Green Day's latest album
-really now.. I thought it was Father of All Motherfuckers
-no, but close!
When she is giving you a blowjob you shove it in her throat right before you start ejaculating. As soon as your friend here’s her moaning he comes over and gives her the heimlich. On the third heimlich pull you take your dick out of her throat and you cum on her face
Rick-So what did you do with Julia last night?
John- Too bad you were working because Lars and I gave her a savior job.