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When a man puts a strap-on on the back-side of his body and engages in intercourse with a woman in front of him and a woman behind him.
Guy 1: “Yo did you have some girl at your house last night?”
Guy 2: “ yeah I see-sawed them all night.”
A less than pleasurable, painful blow job. Typically involving too much teeth and a novice giver.
My uncle won’t let me blow him anymore. Said I saw jawed him for the last time.
That slut clearly has not given head much cause she saw jawed me and now my dick is sore.
A sawed off shotgun, in which the barrel(s) are sawed off to become shorter, for the purpose of the pellets inside the shells to spread out over a vast area. The accuracy is lessened by this but a sawed off 12 gauge is a gully weapon to have.
"...Up into my bag, cuz I gotta get my mask
and shells to put in this 12 gauge sawed off...
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Derived from from the 'Saw' films, this term describes when something so shockingly unpredictable happens that it makes you unable to deal with the mindfuck occuring in the frontal lobe of your brain.
May induce orgasms and mild strokes.
Human 1: "So anyway, I woke up this morning and realised my dad is actually a stripper.."
Human 2: "Fuck, what a Saw Twist"
Human 1: "I know, i thought he was a prostitute.."
Human 2: "Get help man, you're fucked."
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A new convention that many people are going to love!
This is a new form of Ligma.
Dom: Hey have you heard of Saw-Con?
Seth: No, what's Saw-Con?
Dom: Saw-Con my balls
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Saw (verb) - also: to saw, sawed, sawing, sawing-it-off
A nascient term, "sawing-it-off", and its corollary versions, originated in the early-2000s in Canada. Primarily used by teenagers and 20-somethings as a verb, the word "saw" is used in reference to partying or engaging in behaviour related to partying, drinking, and other recreational activites with friends. Oftentimes, the term is used as a synonym for more common partying phrases such as: rage, jam, bender, party, etc. While principally employed as a verb, "to saw" and its various incarnations can be used as adverbs or, in rare cases, nouns. Some of the alternatives to the intransitive "to saw" include, but are not limited to, the following: saw, sawing, sawed, sawing-it-off, sawed-out, sawmill, sawdust, etc. For example, "sawdust" may be used to describe the intended (or unintended) consequences of a night of "sawing" (i.e. the mess, clutter, and general aftermath left in the wake of a devastatingly amazing party). While the term itself has many applications, its growing usage and popularity amongst Canadian youth will undoubteduly continue to manifest new variations and plays on the original "to saw."
Sawing-it-off: "I can't believe we grabbed 8 kegs. We are really going to saw-it-off tonight."
To saw (saw/sawing): "It's been a long week bro. You ready to saw tonight?"
Sawmill: "Did you SEE that house jam last night? What a sawmill."
Sawdust: "That pig roast was unreal, but have you seen your place? Sawdust...everywhere. It's going to take forever to clean up!"
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