bearded sax

The instrument that is played by a groupie who is trying to become a "member" of the band.

After the show, this chick had a great tryout playing my BEARDED SAX backstage.

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Sax on Fire

Being awesome at doin' it.

Wow, Ron Jeremy has his sax on fire!

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Bari Sax

Short for baritone saxophone. Great low brass/woodwind instrument. Also good for smoking barijuana.

Yo I have a bari sax, want to smoke some barijuana through it later?

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Casual Sax

The maestro of lyricism, the genius' of jizzm, might as well base a religion on 'em, they think through every line to the scale of quantum physics down to the atom, what you think doesn't matter, they're the maddest of the hatters, the gamest of the players, shot down all the nay-sayers, their beats are many in layers, the fantastic two may I present to you:

Sven Barth and Induce are: Casual Sax and the Saxual Revolution!

Next up is Casual Sax, with their number one hit in lyric: Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)

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tenor sax

One of the best sounding saxophones in the entire band, the tenor sax is tuned to B-Flat, plays a Fourth lower than the Alto Saxophone and a Fith higher than a Bari Saxophone. Tenor Saxophones often have a very mellow sound, and can carry a melody, or do harmonies and the like.

when i play the tenor saxophone, anyone in the vicinity immediatly starts nodding off.

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gay sax

Like gay sex, but you use a saxophone as a dildo.

Ralph and John had gay sax last night.

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butt sax

Butt sax, also known as "Anal Sex," is when a man takes his penis, places it into his sex partners anus, then thrusts his pelvis forward and back, giving them both pleasure.

Billy : Mmm, you like that butt sax dont you Mrs. Jenkins
Mrs. Jenkins : Oh yes, so hard.

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