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A beautiful tall blonde from Scandinavia, probably from ikea. Loves going to ikea. She gets lots of Scandinavian boys thirsting for her. She knows she is a queen. She owns being a quee. ❤️❤️😪❤️🥳🥳😂😂❤️ Swedish meatballs.
Hot guy: woah who is that hot girl standing in the corner?
His friend: oh she is such a Scandinavian queen
Other male: I am probably better then herr.
First guys: no stop
SQ: stop fighting I fight for peace
And I no I am better.
*does material gurl pose*
During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start nailing her. After you bust, punch her in the back of the neck.
I put on James Blunt, lit a candle and hit Snyder with the Scandinavian Lovelog.
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When you and your mate meet two scandinavian babes at a backpackers; you're obvs staying on bunk beds, enabling you to fling one girl up after coitus, while your mate flings the other girl down to you.
'That little Norwegian is a babe.'
'Yeah, and did you see her Danish friend?? Perfect opportunity for a Scandinavian shuffle.'
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When 2 600 pounders or above attempt 69
Hey did you here of that thing called the Scandinavian marshmallow?
No but wanna try?
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While having sex with a girl (preferably Scandinavian)pull out right before you cum, then put instant snow(just add water!) in her vagina. Finish up effectively giving her a Scandinavian Snowball
"Jenny was being really kinky, she asked me to give her a Scandinavian Snowball."
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Means to get three guys who haven't showered or wiped in 3 weeks do lots of activity and have them wipe the balls and ass all over your face while at the same time have someone chew food and blow you at the same time
man my bf he wants me to do a a Scandinavian sandbag with him i asked what i could do and he said the bj food part i didn't think he was Sirius till i saw 3 guys with food outside his house
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