Schmegma

Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.

Hey dude I've been thinking a lot about schmegma. Smegma? Like under your foreskin? No... schmegma.

Schmegma

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.

Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.

Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.

We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.