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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

by Benfea October 17, 2006


Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast

Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed

by Sublime55 June 26, 2010


sunny schultz

the nicest sweetest person you have ever met. Shes perfect and always knows how to make you smile.

bro 1:Hey bro who u hanging with

bro 2: im hanging with sunny schultz
bro 1 : damn your one lucky man

by Dilldoeeater May 10, 2022


Schultze Tool

Any man in Schultze Hall at Calvin College.

Patrick. Schultze Tool. Period.

by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011


Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.

"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."

by Pleb Pleb June 09, 2022


gavin schultz

the is a guy named gavin that has a small dick and will pull it out for girls that will laugh at him. Gavin will never have sex and a pussy when it comes to party.

there gavin schultz goes again he is humping the girls leg again

by harry the baller September 12, 2016


caleb schultz

A sexy fucking hell of a guy, he has a big dick, don’t fuk with him he will fuk you up

Did you see Caleb Schultz today he is looking fucking good

by Hi fag January 05, 2018