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Derogatory equivalent of "chink" for Western eyes from Eastern perspective. The eyes are so deeply indented that that area looks scooped out using an ice cream scoop perhaps as God made Man with clay.
What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.
Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.
Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.
What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
Person 1: Hey Chinkie
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.
Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.
Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
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A game where two players (usually men) grab one’s man titty (in a non-homosexual way) then quickly proceed to cover their own so the scooped person cannot “scoop” them back. While you grab their man titty, you have to say “scoooop!”.Usually, this game is played when the person getting “scooped” is off-guard
Carl: Hey bro, hows it goi- SCOOP!
Dereck: Dude would you stop scooping me oh my goduh
To shape your hand like a scoop and basically just to slide it under someone’s chin.
When you slap someone’s neck near the chin. Once this is done, the balls-in-the-mouth counter starts and the only way to stop it is to cough. A harmless prank that usually is a fad between the Late elementary to middle school years and is considered immature after high school but is sometimes still incorporated when you just have to because the other people either don’t know about it or are sitting there with their neck wide open. *Sigh*
Rob: “Bro look at that spot on the ceiling!”
Also Rob: *Scoops Nick*
Nick: “Tf-?“
Rob: “1. 2. 3. 4-“
Nick: *Cough* *Eyeroll*
v. To concede a game. A losing player is said to 'scoop' up all of his pieces.
After I took Feldy's queen, he scooped.
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To pick up; as in pick up from a place and go with.
I'm gonna come by that house/bar and scoop you.
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a brush of the tit area in a upward flicking motion.
scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop etc.
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