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Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.
James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.
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A hammer. With which to hit something.
"Hit it with an american screwdriver"
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Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.
We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.
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Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.
It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.
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A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.
This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!
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A terribly violent game, the rules being as follows.
An odd number of players, usually about 11 people and over, get into pairs, with one on their own. You then sit in a circle, with one person in each pair being behind the other one. The person on their own then will call out a condition, like "All those who are wearing red", or "All those who have a pet cat". The people on the inside then have to try to get to the lone person. Their partner has to try to stop them in basically any way possible. If you get to the person, you have to kiss them on the head to prove it. After every round, you (in some variants of the game), swop with your partner in order to have a turn at the other role.
There are few rules- no biting, no kicking in the nuts, no strangling... basically nothing that will cause REAL pain. Other than that, anything is allowed!
"Hey! Let's play Ratchet Screwdriver!"
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