A colorful country radio DJ from Southeastern Michigan who has diarrhea of the mouth when not on the air. Also, a fart face.
Butt Scrunchie is the co-host of the morning show
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when a girl gives a boy her scrunchie.
alex: βyou see henry over there? heβs a scrunchie boy!β
daren: βwho gave him it?β
alex: βidk i think it was maddie.β
Her flesh scrunchie was so appetizing I had to toss her salad.
The appearance of a woman's pussy when the labia majora protrudes out of the minora and looks like a a woman's hair scrunchy.
Her scrunchie-pus between her legs scared me away.
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The metal part of the paintbrush, actually called the ferrule. Word created by Moriah Elizabeth in her video about painting on paintbrushes.
I coated the bristle scrunchie in five layers of metallic paint to really make it stand out from the bristles and handle of the brush.
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A scrunchie, or scrunchie's, worn around the ankle that is meant as a sign of disrespect to modern VSCO culture. It is counted as disrespectful because of the close proximity to the foot, which is generally a stinky body part.
One could also wipe their heiny with a scrunchie thus showing disrespect, but would be very uncomfortable.
Joe: "Hey Kyle why are you wearing ankle scrunchies?"
Kyle: "To really stick it to the VSCO girls and Candy Ken! They're right next to me smelly ooo stinky stinky feet!"
Joe: "Tight, Ima go cop some ankle scrunchies too! Screw you VSCO girls!"
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A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.
See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.
She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.